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Amid all the negativity we are reading in the news these days, take-a-break with these:
A guy walks into a lumber yard and asks for some two-by-fours. The clerk asks, “How long do you need them?” The man answers, “A long time. We’re gonna build a house.”
The students walk into the classroom on their first day in med school. In huge print on the blackboard is “A patient cured is a patient lost.”
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
Be decisive. Right or wrong, decide. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.
For some reason my English teacher just groaned when I said, “Thanks for teaching me the meaning of ‘plethora.’ It means a lot to me.”
Bob McClellan
Missoula
